Belle and Sebastian?? Why are you listening to that sad bastard music? Aren't you already sad? Trying to feel worse? You loser! I hope "Maggot Brain" cheered you up. As if. Those boys always make me feel as if I'm trapped in a psychedelic salad spinner. And then you listened to 'Zuma.' What's on that one? Isn't "Cortez the Killer" on that one? What a cuddly ol' tune. Don't get me started on Jerry Garcia. Loser. I liked some of the rest of this. Have you tried the new Dandy Warhols? I'm going to come back and flame you until I see some improvement. Don't argue with me, this is for your own good. Loser! Regards to Erica.
You're gonna bag on my playlist and counter with a suggestion to listen to the Dandy Warhols?! That's like giving me shit for listening to CSNY and suggesting I listen to America instead.
The band America and I are sworn enemies. Thanks for shoving "Ventura Highway" into my consciousness. I'm demoting you from loser to hosehead. "We have all been here before..."
Okay, deep down I know I'm not a loser — nor is anyone else who loses their job. But getting laid off, even if it was based on tenure and the economy has gone all Titanic on us, well, it's hard not to feel like getting cut from the JV baseball team all over again. Plus I'm horny for alliteration. And I thought it was funny, especially after Googling "Laid Off Loser" and a link came up that had something to do with "a shirt covered in Cheetos." It might come to that.
Belle and Sebastian?? Why are you listening to that sad bastard music? Aren't you already sad? Trying to feel worse? You loser! I hope "Maggot Brain" cheered you up. As if. Those boys always make me feel as if I'm trapped in a psychedelic salad spinner. And then you listened to 'Zuma.' What's on that one? Isn't "Cortez the Killer" on that one? What a cuddly ol' tune. Don't get me started on Jerry Garcia. Loser. I liked some of the rest of this. Have you tried the new Dandy Warhols? I'm going to come back and flame you until I see some improvement. Don't argue with me, this is for your own good. Loser! Regards to Erica.
ReplyDeleteYou're gonna bag on my playlist and counter with a suggestion to listen to the Dandy Warhols?! That's like giving me shit for listening to CSNY and suggesting I listen to America instead.
ReplyDeleteThe band America and I are sworn enemies. Thanks for shoving "Ventura Highway" into my consciousness. I'm demoting you from loser to hosehead. "We have all been here before..."
ReplyDeleteYou deserved it.
ReplyDeleteThis from a guy who's salivating at the mere thought of the Spandau Ballet reunion tour!
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