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Friday, June 5, 2009
Let's all move to North Dakota!
North Dakota is an economic paradise, according to this article.
Is it time to move, eh? There's some serious Darwinist shit going on right now, and I'm open to anything. Hell, Fargo was cool in a creepy way. And they don't have to deal with that whole "Idaho? No, you da ho!" nonsense or get confused with Iowa or Ohio.
Okay, deep down I know I'm not a loser — nor is anyone else who loses their job. But getting laid off, even if it was based on tenure and the economy has gone all Titanic on us, well, it's hard not to feel like getting cut from the JV baseball team all over again. Plus I'm horny for alliteration. And I thought it was funny, especially after Googling "Laid Off Loser" and a link came up that had something to do with "a shirt covered in Cheetos." It might come to that.