10 things that could still go wrong with the economy

Swine flu is No. 1, gasp! Buy gas masks! Bury your money! Hide your children in the closet! Go to Wal-Mart and arm yourself with apocalyptic crap! And while you're at it, if you're silly enough to be eating tomatoes and spinach again, stop for the love of God, stop!

Seriously, folks, you're more likely to get hit by a bus than get swine flu. The government wants you to be afraid of it and everything else they cook up to keep you nice and contained in front of your TV.

Oh yeah, and if you want to read the article referenced in the title, go here.